Yesterday afternoon, I was gearing myself up to do something I've never done before: extend a hand in congratulations to the Kansas Jayhawk fans at work in the semi-unlikely event that they took the NCAA National Title in the finals that night.
Shortly after the game was over, I realized I would be offering no such congratulations. The 2008 NCAA Tournament will go down as the cheapest,
easiest road to the championship I've seen in my lifetime.
Let's look at a few details.
Round 1: The first-seeded Jayhawks handily defeated a 16-seed (Portland State), securing a place in the history books alongside every single 1 to beat every single 16.
Ever.Round 2: KU then went on to beat an 8-seed (UNLV), impressing everyone in sight, except the people paying attention.
Sweet Sixteen: KU's next opponents, Villanova, were seeded twelfth, which was
even lower than their previous opponents. Now I'm impressed. Is KU ever going to play anyone?
Elite Eight: How many first graders does it take to beat a 10-seed? Well, KU could only muster 59 points against Davidson and won by two. A 10 beating a 2 in the second round is news; a 1 beating a 10 by a bucket is just pathetic.
Final Four: The Jackhawks finally play someone who
matters -- first-seeded North Carolina -- who, it has been scientifically proven, didn't show up.
Championship Game: First-seeded Memphis showed up but missed every key free throw of the game -- free throws that, by the way, would have prevented overtime. Then they didn't show up for overtime, leaving KU to pattycake their way into a national title.
So let's recap real quick:
1. A 16-seed
2. An 8-seed
3. A 12-seed
4. A 10-seed
5. A 1-seed that didn't show up.
6. A 1-seed that choked at the last minute.
That's our national champion?! Indeed it is, for what that's worth. They beat the tar out of the junior varsity squads (most of them, anyway), and picked up the pieces when the real competition fell asleep at the wheel. I hope the KU players are really happy with themselves -- they've accomplished absolutely nothing. Rock chalk, indeed.